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color=#0000ff size=2>Can we stick to topics on the Capri25? Politics
and perhaps religion would be the least applicable information for sailing these
boats (hmm.. perhaps prayers would help I guess!). </FONT></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><B>From:</B>
capri25-bounces@lists.wyc.org [mailto:capri25-bounces@lists.wyc.org] <B>On
Behalf Of </B>Carmen Velarde<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, April 07, 2006 11:45
AM<BR><B>To:</B> Capri 25 WYC<BR><B>Subject:</B> [Capri25] Fwd: Fw: David's
letter to Vicente Fox<BR></FONT><BR></DIV>
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<DIV>I am a proud Republican but I have to admit this is pretty funny.
Thanks Barnie!</DIV>
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<DIV>Enjoy,</DIV>
<DIV>CC<BR><BR><B><I>Barnie B </I></B>wrote:</DIV>
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style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"><BR>Subject:
Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox<BR>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 17:14:03
-0500<BR><BR>forwarded...<BR>Tom: along the same lines as
yours...<BR><BR>David M. Bresnahan<BR>April 1,
2006<BR>NewsWithViews.com<BR><BR><BR>Dear President Bush:<BR><BR>I'm about to
plan a little trip with my family and extended family,<BR>and I would like to
ask you to assist me.<BR>I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S.
into Mexico,<BR>and I need to make a few arrangements.<BR>I know you can help
with this.<BR>I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
passports,<BR>immigration quotas and laws.<BR>I'm sure they handle those
things the same way you do here.<BR><BR>So, would you mind telling your buddy,
President Vicente Fox,<BR>that I'm on my way over?<BR>Please let him know that
I will be expecting the following:<BR><BR>1. Free medical care for my entire
family.<BR>2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, <BR>whether I use them or not.<BR>3. All government forms need to be
printed in English.<BR>4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking
teachers.<BR>5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and
history.<BR>6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of
the<BR>flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower
down.<BR>7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.<BR><BR>8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get
easy<BR>access to government services.<BR>9. I do not plan to have any car
insurance, and I won't make any<BR>effort to learn local traffic laws.<BR>10.
In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the<BR>memo from Pres.
Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all<BR>police officers speak
English.<BR>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag
decals<BR>on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.<BR>I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.<BR>12. I would also
like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,<BR>and don't enforce any
labor laws or tax laws.<BR>13. Please tell all the people in the country to be
extremely nice<BR>and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain
I might<BR>place on the economy.<BR>I know this is an easy request because you
already do all these<BR>things for all the people who come to the U.S. from
Mexico. I am<BR>sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask
him nicely.<BR>However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go
quail<BR>hunting with your V.P..<BR><BR>Thank you so much for your kind
help.<BR>Sincerely,<BR>David M. Bresnahan<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>
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