[J22-Fleet 1] Fwd: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox

[John Dyer]

As a teacher of Mexican-American students, I find this pretty offensive
stuff. Let¹s not use the J22 as a forum for your misguided political ideas.

John



From: Carmen Velarde <navytartan at yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006 09:46:31 -0700 (PDT)
To: J22 WYC <j22 at lists.wyc.org>
Subject: [J22-Fleet 1] Fwd: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox

I am a pround Republican but I have to admit this is pretty funny.
  
 
  
Enjoy,
  
CC
  


Barnie B wrote:
  
> 
> Subject: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox
> Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 17:14:03 -0500
> 
> forwarded...
> Tom: along the same lines as yours...
> 
> David M. Bresnahan
> April 1, 2006
> NewsWithViews.com
> 
> 
> Dear President Bush:
> 
> I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
> and I would like to ask you to assist me.
> I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,
> and I need to make a few arrangements.
> I know you can help with this.
> I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
> immigration quotas and laws.
> I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
> 
> So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox,
> that I'm on my way over?
> Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
> 
> 1. Free medical care for my entire family.
> 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need,
> whether I use them or not.
> 3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
> 4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
> 5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
> 6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
> flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
> 7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
> 
> 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
> access to government services.
> 9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
> effort to learn local traffic laws.
> 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
> memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
> police officers speak English.
> 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag decals
> on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.
> I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
> 12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
> and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
> 13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
> and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
> place on the economy.
> I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
> things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
> sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
> However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
> hunting with your V.P..
> 
> Thank you so much for your kind help.
> Sincerely,
> David M. Bresnahan
> 



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