<BR><BR> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV>I like this one</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>CC </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><BR><B><I>Barnie B </I></B> wrote: </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">Subject: Smart Women and Math<BR>Date: Mon, 6 Feb 2006 11:48:02 -0600<BR><BR> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2802" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> <DIV><FONT size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><BR></DIV><FONT id=role_document face=Arial color=#000000 size=3> <DIV><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><U>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</U></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Smart man + smart woman = romance</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB>
<BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Smart man + dumb woman = affair</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">______________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">OFFICE ARITHMETIC</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT
face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Smart boss + smart employee = profit</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Smart boss + dumb employee = production</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">_____________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN
lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">SHOPPING MATH</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">_____________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">GENERAL EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">_____________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">HAPPINESS</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">______________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal
style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">LONGEVITY</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">______________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold;
FONT-SIZE: 18pt">PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">_____________________________</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">A woman has the last word in any argument.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR>_____________________________ <BR></SPAN><B><U><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED</SPAN></FONT></U></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-GB> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.</SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-GB><o:p></o:p></SPAN></DIV> <DIV class=MsoNormal><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><SPAN lang=EN-GB style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><BR><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV></FONT></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <DIV> <HR SIZE=1> Bring words and photos together (easily) with<BR><A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail_us/taglines/PMHM3/*http://photomail.mail.yahoo.com">PhotoMail </A>- it's free and works with your Yahoo! Mail.</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <div> <HR SIZE=1> Brings words and photos together (easily) with<BR><A
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