<div>I have gotten some negative feedback about this email and therefore wish to formally apologize to anyone I may have offended.</div> <div> </div> <div>I promise going forward I will keep my emails to sailing and related social events.</div> <div> </div> <div>Sincerely,</div> <div>CC</div><BR><BR><B><I>Carmen Velarde <navytartan@yahoo.com></I></B> wrote: <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid"> <DIV>I am a pround Republican but I have to admit this is pretty funny.</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>Enjoy,</DIV> <DIV>CC</DIV><BR><BR><B><I>Barnie B </I></B>wrote: <BLOCKQUOTE class=replbq style="PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #1010ff 2px solid">Subject: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox<BR>Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 17:14:03 -0500<BR><BR>forwarded...<BR>Tom: along the same lines as yours...<BR><BR>David M. Bresnahan<BR>April 1, 2006<BR>NewsWithViews.com<BR><BR><BR>Dear
President Bush:<BR><BR>I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,<BR>and I would like to ask you to assist me.<BR>I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,<BR>and I need to make a few arrangements.<BR>I know you can help with this.<BR>I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,<BR>immigration quotas and laws.<BR>I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.<BR><BR>So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox,<BR>that I'm on my way over?<BR>Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:<BR><BR>1. Free medical care for my entire family.<BR>2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, <BR>whether I use them or not.<BR>3. All government forms need to be printed in English.<BR>4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.<BR>5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.<BR>6. I want my kids to see the American
flag flying on the top of the<BR>flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.<BR>7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.<BR><BR>8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy<BR>access to government services.<BR>9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any<BR>effort to learn local traffic laws.<BR>10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the<BR>memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all<BR>police officers speak English.<BR>11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag decals<BR>on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.<BR>I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.<BR>12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,<BR>and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.<BR>13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice<BR>and never say a critical word about me, or
about the strain I might<BR>place on the economy.<BR>I know this is an easy request because you already do all these<BR>things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am<BR>sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.<BR>However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail<BR>hunting with your V.P..<BR><BR>Thank you so much for your kind help.<BR>Sincerely,<BR>David M. Bresnahan<BR><BR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR> <div> <HR SIZE=1> How low will we go? Check out Yahoo! Messenger’s low <A href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/mail_us/taglines/postman8/*http://us.rd.yahoo.com/evt=39663/*http://voice.yahoo.com">PC-to-Phone call rates.</BLOCKQUOTE><BR></A><p>
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