[Capri25] Fwd: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox
Eric Roubal
ERoubal at DigitalRiver.com
Fri Apr 7 12:46:04 CDT 2006
Can we stick to topics on the Capri25? Politics and perhaps religion
would be the least applicable information for sailing these boats (hmm..
perhaps prayers would help I guess!).
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Sent: Friday, April 07, 2006 11:45 AM
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Subject: [Capri25] Fwd: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox
I am a proud Republican but I have to admit this is pretty funny.
Thanks Barnie!
Enjoy,
CC
Barnie B wrote:
Subject: Fw: David's letter to Vicente Fox
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 17:14:03 -0500
forwarded...
Tom: along the same lines as yours...
David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
NewsWithViews.com
Dear President Bush:
I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended
family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me.
I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico,
and I need to make a few arrangements.
I know you can help with this.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox,
that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I
might need,
whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and
history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of
the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower
down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get
easy
access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag
decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.
I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the
locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any
taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely
nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I
might
place on the economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am
sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask
him nicely.
However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go
quail
hunting with your V.P..
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
David M. Bresnahan
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